April 1st, 20XX
Guy: Heh heh, I have to tell you something. I'm gay.
Girl: Oh, i've known for a while now. I mean, it explains everything about you and your mannerisms. It's very obvious.
Guy: Wait, you don't get it. It was a joke.
Girl: No, I do understand. It's the reason i've let you get intimate with me, because I know nothing would come of it. Ever.
Guy: *sniffle* you don't understand...
Girl: APRIL FOOLS!
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