Cop a Feel

Guy: I have to tell you something. I want you to go out with me.
Girl: What? I like you and all, but I think you're taking things a bit too fast.
Guy: But what about the time your thumb touched mine when you gave me your study notes, or the time your shoulder brushed against mine in our science lecture?
Girl: THOSE WERE ACCIDENTS!
Guy: Well you've got to stop sending me mixed messages.