Good Story

Reasons why talking to girls is hard #10: can't use homo-eroticism to salvage a boring story
Guy: I was trying to get some cereal, but they ran out of cereal at the store.
Guy: So I asked the guy at the counter, and he said he would go to the back room and check.
Girl: fascinating...
Guy: Well ... then he gave me a beej.
Girl: Good to know you graduated middle school