Secrets

Girl: I want us to be open with each other. It'll strengthen our relationship
Guy: Alright, i'll be open
Girl: No! We have to prove it!
Girl: We have to tell each other secrets about ourselves. To show my dedication i'll go first. Alright...I drool, I hate clipping fingernails, I want to adopt an interracial baby, I hate Stanley Kubrick, I hate mexican food, I have restless legs syndrome, and I want to pick out your clothes. Also, I like living with my parents.
Girl: Whew! I think this is working!
Guy: THIS ISNT WORKING